i'm hess. i'm random, silly, immature, emo and very occasionally intelligent. i'm also a resident of the saar chasm. :P (and i also make lame puns, like that.)
for your reference, i am male.
the poem 'the wreck of the hesperus' was clearly named after me.
i make a joke out of just about everything and don't use capital letters. (for philosophical reasons, i tell you!)
sometimes i'm serious, though. just get me talking about politics. heh.
if you want to add me, go ahead. most of my entries are random silliness, obviously designed to piss off the great and powerful neuraesthete.